Loading ...Watch Vampires Suck Online – A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom. VAMPIRES SUCK, scheduled for an August 18th 2010 release, is a comedy about contemporary teen angst [...]
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VAMPIRES SUCK, scheduled for an August 18th 2010 release, is a comedy about contemporary teen angst and romance movies. Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen, is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who embarrasses Becca by treating her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca’s friends contend with their own romantic issues — all of which collide at the prom. vampiressuckmovie.com
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Release Date: 18 August 2010 (USA)
Genres: Comedy
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What the hell is wrong with you?
Okay, okay. I know you’re too young to remember when comedies were actually funny.
But seriously, you’re paying to see…this?
"Vampires Suck?"
Has Twilight not gotten enough unwarranted attention?
Has it not deluded enough teenagers into thinking it is great literature, when in fact it is just poorly written, masturbatory fanfiction for girls with low self-esteem?
Do you really need to give any more attention to this embarrasing chapter in American culture?
It’s not like these movies have even been funny since Scary Movie 2.
This movie should be titled, "RECENT MOVIE RIPOFF PARODY 5," the long-awaited sequel to "RECENT MOVIE RIPOFF PARODY 4."
Do you know how they write these movies? They use one movie as a base theme parody. Like "Chronicles of Narnia," in "Epic Movie." Then, they simply throw random, retarded references to recently made films in between. Then, they fill in the cracks with that disgusting 50 year old goblin called Carmen Electra. BAM! Done. Then they collect their modest few millions of dollars, and go do mounds of coke with it.
So why, WHY must you give them coke money?
If you honestly found this kind of visual diarrhea funny, then I would understand. I’d feel bad for you, and possibly try to euthanize you, but I would understand.
But that’s not why you go. You know it won’t be funny. You know you won’t laugh once. You go because either 1. You are a possibly overweight teenage girl who is obsessed with the mopefest that is Twilight, and you feel the need to see everything that is even remotely related to it, or 2. You’re a glutton for punishment. You know that this is what modern comedy has been reduced to, and you’ve become accustomed to the lowest common denominator humor. And you, you are the one I feel the worst for.
Be strong, my friend. Rewatch "Anchorman," remember those blissful few years in the post 2000′s era when movies were still funny.
"And he died on his birthday. LOL"
DONT MAKE FUN OF THE BEST PIECE OF LITERATURE EVER TO BE WRITTEN.
TWILIGHT FOR LIFE
TEAM JACWARD
This movie is already worthy of a 10 star rating from all the qq from twiderps.
I saw in the cast list that there is a character named Salvatore (as in the Salvatore brothers from The Vampire Diaries), played by Bradley Dodds.
If anyone has any information about that, like how big the role is in the movie, what he’s like, if he’s even funny, PLEASE tell me! If they spoofed The Vampire Diaries as well as Twilight, i’d be more inclined to see the movie. Thanks(: